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  • Adultery (and other
    half revolutions)
  • After the Fall
  • AlieNation:
    The Map of Despair
  • Alive in the
    Land of the Dead
  • All Traveler Kids Purged From CrimethInc. Membership
  • Antinationalist Nationalism
  • Beyond Democracy
  • Blocs, Black and Otherwise
  • Bringing the Heat
    in Miami
  • The Concealment
    Of Death
  • The Contents of
    Your Daily Life
  • CrimethInc. Manifesto Part 72-A
  • CrimethInc. Shareholder Report
  • The Dead Hand
    of the Past
  • Definition of Terms
  • Demonstrating Resistance
  • The Discreet Charm
    of the Bourgeoisie
  • Divided and Conquered
  • The Domestication of
    Animals and of Man
  • Eight Things You Can Do To Get Active
  • Every Night a Halloween
  • Fighting Terrorism Begins at Home
  • The Fine Art of Criticism
  • Forget Terrorism
  • Forward!
  • Fuck the Police
  • Green Scared
  • Harbinger 4 Introduction
  • How Ethical is
    the Work Ethic
  • How I Spent My
    Permanent Vacation
  • How to Get
    What You Want
  • Indulge . . .
    & Undermine
  • Introduction to Anarchism and Resistance in Bogotå
  • Introduction to
    the Situationists
  • Invitation to the
    CrimethInc. Inner Circle
  • The Irrepressible
    Anarchists
  • Join the Resistance:
    Fall in Love
  • Let Me Light My Cigarette on Your Burning Blockade
  • No Gods
  • No Masters
  • One Dimensional Man in the Three Dimensional World
  • Practical Tips For
    CrimethInc. Agents
  • Product is the
    Excrement of Action
  • Punk Shows
  • Reconsidering Television
  • The Really Really
    Free Market
  • Rhetoric Warning
  • Seduced by the
    Image of Reality
  • Selling Ourselves Out
  • Sex Tips for
    Restless Youth
  • There is a Difference Between Life and Survival
  • There is a Secret
    World Concealed
    Within this One
  • Twelve Myths About
    Direct Action
  • Ultimatum
  • The Unabomber
  • Under The Big Tent
  • Under The Helicopters
  • Vanguard of the
    Sexual Revolution
  • Veganism
  • Washing . . .
    and Brainwashing
  • What to Expect from
    the Conventions
  • Why I Love Shoplifting
  • Working Within
    the System
  • Worker Bulletin #47
  • Why We’re Right
    and You’re Wrong
  • You Are Under Surveillance
  • Your Politics Are
    Boring As Fuck
  • 2004 Convergence Account
  • Revolutionary General's Warning:

    CrimethInc. Rhetoric Can Be Hazardous To Your Mental Health

    Intellectuals have quite an aptitude for displacement—when they suffer from the ennui of their dry, disembodied existence, they respond to this suffering not with action but with more desiccating and disembodying. All too often their real discontent ends up being diverted into theory and abstract analysis, and from there back into career and status. . . and thus, more status quo.

    Ideology creeps quickly into any language, languages that seek to oppose it no less. It might well be that the language of radical theory, dreary and unbearable as it was with so many academic code words and so much talk about "responsibility" and self-sacrifice and the inevitability of history, would have died out on its own (and right on time!) if we had not revitalized it with our reference to real life needs and fantasies. But now our innovation has become a routine of its own, and we all know what to expect from the mouth of any radical: the same old standard-issue rhetoric, but now even more disheartening, for it comes dressed in the robes of our own hearts and dreams. All the talk about joy and seizing pleasure and desiring freely seems as stilted and forced to our ears today as the Marxist class struggle diatribes of twenty years ago. You can talk all you want about spontaneity and pleasure, but once you've written the word "passion" a thousand times in redundant, repetitive demands for immediate change, it loses whatever power and beauty it had to start with.

    So what can we do about all this?

    PRACTICE JOY NOW!

    . . .chants the chorus of anguished anarchist robots. Well, exactly—and, at the same time, no, not at all! For heaven's sake, if it's passion you want in your life, the last thing you should do is make up more slogans about it. This little disclaimer is itself a pernicious little thing, just more talking about talking about life—put the paper down, stop conceptualizing, and get out there and do something real, something that escapes the claws of routine! No more expounding, rationalizing, glorifying. . . distrust any words or symbols that attempt to capture the things that make life matter—political pomposity above all! Words can only hold reality by accident, and then only for brief moments. Cornered by the inertia of our own rhetoric, we must finally take a stand against description—and for expression, but in action alone, the only place where it can be free and unburdened by the dead weight of ideology. That is to say—it is only sufficient to speak when, by speaking, you are acting. So unless you have hit upon a way to turn all this theory into actual life—throw this treatise aside![1][1] The treatise, of course, goes on from this point, undaunted, forgetful of its own demands, as ideology always does and is.

    message courtesy of the CrimethInc. Action Faction



    [1] The treatise, of course, goes on from this point, undaunted, forgetful of its own demands, as ideology always does and is.