CrimethInc. Coming to Your Town. Maybe.

An enthusiastic and delightful circus of outlaw engineers and charming maniacs are going on a nation-wide tour traveling from the Pacific Northwest across the country, down the East Coast and ending up at the 6th annual CrimethInc. Convergence—and they need your help to make it happen (see below). A dissected and rewired bus, resurrected by Winona Minnesota’s faction of the CrimethInc. Madass Scientists Guild will be converted into running on vegetable oil. Literally living off the fat of the land, this unstoppable veggie-oil guzzlin’ task force could be headed your way.

The purpose of this tour is to stimulate the magic and intimacy already present in the communities we plan on visiting.

Froseph, the newest addition to the CrimethInc. music library, will play a set of songs, including many off “Deep Breath,” his forthcoming album. This project was painstakingly recorded and mixed in a hidden Salem dungeon by Froseph himself, harmonizing obscure vocal stylings with a hearty assortment of instrumental tactics. Having a reputation of screechy politically charged novelty songs, Froseph takes a different, more serious approach with the songs on “Deep Breath,” dealing mostly with sexual abuse, lonliness, civilization, and the denial of those repressions.

Aside from a Froseph set, and in an effort to eliminate the predictable and all too comfortable performer/audience dynamic, this tour will try to encourage participation on many levels: exciting and intimate community-building exercises and games exchanging awkwardness for empowerment and a variety of workshops—including a workshop on transforming vehicles into running on vegetable oil—to be hosted by our troupe of craftsfolk and any locals brave enough to come out of the woodwork to share skills they have. The usual CrimethInc. literature will be available accompanied by harder-to-find arts-and-crafts projects, cds, shirts, patches and zines.

Although a tour name has not been decided on, a tentative itinerary has been pulled together and it looks like we’ll be in these areas around these dates:

  • June 1st-Salem, OR
  • June 2nd & 3rd-Astoria, OR
  • June 4th & 5th-Olympia, WA
  • June 6th & 7th-Butte, MT
  • June 8th & 9th-Fargo, ND
  • June 10th-Bemidji, MN
  • June 11th-Brainard, MN
  • June 12th, 13th, & 14th-Winona, MN
  • June 15th & 16th-Decorah, IA
  • June 17th & 18th-Buffalo, NY
  • June 19th & 20th-Boston, MA area
  • June 21st & 22nd-New York, NY area
  • June 23rd & 24th-Easton, PA
  • June 25th & 26th-Philadelphia, PA area
  • June 27th & 28th-Washington DC area
  • June 29th & 30th-Virginia tba
  • July 1st & 2nd-Carrboro, NC
  • July 3rd & 4th-Greensboro, NC
  • July 5th-25th-Between Greensboro and Athens tba (a.k.a. help!)
  • July 25th-29th-Athens OH
  • Nothing is confirmed, as of this post. If you or anyone in your community is interested in helping throw this event in your town, please email me [froseph@crimethinc.com] and we’ll work out the details. We’re pretty portable and low maintenance. We need a venue (lodge/park/infoshop/basement/etc) and promotional help. Also, if you live around these areas and would like us to come to your town, let us know.

    To see what Froseph is all about, visit www.myspace.com/twinklepig

    We really hope you’re as excited about this as we are. Together we can work magic.

    In Danger,
    the CrimethInc. Board of Insurrectors

    pika_pik said,

    March 28, 2007 @ 10:52 am

    If you can, it would be awesome if you would be able to visit our infoshop in Milwaukee.

    Bandito said,

    March 29, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    I’d really love to get out there for one of those. Too bad I’m all the way in Utah… hey sometime you should think about heading out this direction.

    noir said,

    March 31, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

    Yea comin to milwaukee would be great btw pika what infoshop? U mean the one that’s about to open up right?

    noir said,

    March 31, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

    nvm forgot CCC had one

    froseph said,

    April 1, 2007 @ 10:59 pm

    Pika-please email me (froseph@crimethinc.com) regarding Milwaukee. Perhaps June 15th and/or 16th could be there. Let’s talk.

    BlackHole said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 10:05 am

    so, does this mean it’s safe to assume the CI Convergence will be July 25th-29th in Athens, OH ? That’s perfect.

    BlackHole said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 10:07 am

    just read the .com page. doh!

    b. traven said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

    A small gang of riff raff, adventurers and crazies are gonna do another great lakes tour but bigger, better and pre-planned this time. It’s gonna run 2 weeks from July 10th-July 24th possibly starting in Kalamazoo, we’re looking for dates in the areas around or in Milwaukee, Des Moines, Kalamazoo, Chicago, Indiana, Madison and anywhere in between, we would actually prefer smallish towns where less goes on so bring us to your suburbs and quiet communities as well as your big cities and college towns. Also, we’re still looking for a van or other vehicles so if you know anything about that, please get at us. To bring puppet shows, poets and pandemonium to your neck of the woods, or bring along your project or performance (poetry, fire spinning, a strange invention, musical performance, social engineering, puppet show, dance, workshop, etc.) on the road with us, holler at goldencalfparty@hotmail.com

    Nique said,

    April 25, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

    If you need a place between Athens and Greensboro, we can help you out in Charleston or Myrtle Beach. Though I think it might be a bit out of your way.

    Let us know, dvac@riseup.net

    Hardcastle said,

    April 25, 2007 @ 4:29 pm

    So hows a gathering in Milwaukee looking? If you guys need anything on your way though Chicago, let me know, I’m between there and Aurora in Naperville… west suburbs.. It would be great to host something here. It’s just about the most complacent town around… lots of opportunity to flip some squares.

    Arik said,

    May 1, 2007 @ 2:02 am

    So Fro, you’re NOT coming through Minneapolis?

    froseph said,

    May 2, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    Actually it looks like Minneapolis is possible for June 11th-right after Brainerd, MN and before Winona. i’m in contact with someone who wants it to be at the Jack Pine Community Center.

    Agent00 said,

    May 30, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

    You ought to come to Cincinnati on your way to Athens. I know some people in Columbus that would probably host you as well.

    froseph said,

    May 30, 2007 @ 11:24 pm

    Here is the updated itinerary.

    If there are questions regarding a specific show, please contact the person whose email address is posted first. If you have other questions, write to:
    froseph@crimethinc.com

    June 1st-Salem, OR
    High Street House
    2852 High St. SE
    7pm
    Tour Kickoff/Farewell Casandra & Froseph/”Deep Breath” CD Release Party
    cjohns@willamette.edu

    June 2nd & 3rd-Olympia, WA
    unconfirmed

    June 4th-Tacoma, WA
    Fife House
    714 S Fife St.
    6:30pm
    with Onyx of Olympia, Flesh in the Panties, Mark Gunnery, and Blood Lust Distro
    joshua86@hotmail.com

    June 5th-Spokane, WA
    Couer d’Alene Park
    2nd and Chestnut
    6pm
    piggknuckle@yahoo.com

    June 6th-Missoula, MT
    Higgins Hall
    617 S Higgins
    7pm
    with Lemuria & The Ergs
    tummyrock@yahoo.com

    June 7th-Butte, MT
    Venus Rising Espresso House
    6-9pm 124 S Main St.
    Shawn: 406-491-6608

    June 8th-Dunn Center, ND
    spend the night at Sandman’s? (no show)

    June 9th-Fargo, ND
    unconfirmed

    June 10th-Brainerd, MN
    Sasquatches House
    608 9th St. N
    5pm
    with Bill Cosby Murder Project & more
    Georgewchrist@hushmail.com

    June 11th-Minneapolis, MN
    Jack Pine Community Center
    2815 E Lake Street
    6pm
    with Two Wheels and a Heart
    alexk@riseup.net

    June 12th, 13th & 14th-Winona, MN
    June 12th: Latsch Island
    Noon
    with networkofterror, The Knotwells, The Blackthorns, Eatin’ Hog Eye, Mike Bird, & Megan Nelson
    froseph@crimethinc.com

    June 15th &16th-Milwaukee, WI
    June 15th: Cream City Collectives
    732 E Clarke St.
    7pm
    unmatchableman@hotmail.com

    June 17th-Fort Wayne, IN
    Friman’s Square
    6pm
    with the Shithouse Boys
    doctorsnikt@yahoo.com

    June 18th-Buffalo, NY
    Bird House-92 Bird Ave.
    7pm

    June 20th-Rochester, NY
    Sisters of Libertalia House
    250 Hamilton St.
    5:30pm
    Limphry@truepunk.com

    June 21st-Sussex, NJ
    A Special Paviliion
    915 Route 23
    3pm
    with Jugging Workshop, Self-Defense/Rape Prevention Workshop, a local distro, and Shoelacetown Anarchist Black Cross
    commiesinmycloset@hotmail.com

    June 23rd-Easton, PA
    Riverside Park
    with Whiskey Smile, Slug’s Revenge, and Mark Leonard
    Noon
    Rectal_Disembowelment@yahoo.com

    June 25th-Philadelphia, PA
    unconfirmed
    myspace.com/witness

    June 27th Washington DC
    unconfirmed
    muthatrucka@gmail.com

    July 3rd Greensboro, NC
    unconfirmed

    July 8th-Durham, NC
    Marvelleventcenter
    119 W Main Street
    9:30pm
    marvellalliance@aol.com

    July 10th-Greenville, NC
    Spazzatorium Galleria
    7pm
    with MC Homeless, In Black & White, and Lost Hands Found Fingers
    mchomeless@hotmail.com

    July 21st-Lexington, KY
    Vegas House
    6pm
    with amazing local acoustic musicians…
    yoshomon(at)yahoo.com

    July 25th-29th-Athens, OH (CrimethInc. Convergence)

    July 30th-Yellow Brick Road to Winona

    froseph said,

    June 9, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

    This sad news just in: This tour is officially canceled. This tour wasn’t canceled because it was too hard and we just didn’t feel like putting in all the extra work. This tour was canceled because, as it was planned, it was impossible. A lot has happened and we’ve learned a ton, but more-or-less following through with the first week of this tour has shown us it simply isn’t sustainable. My friend and I are planning on hitchhiking with our packs and guitar from Missoula (where we are now, on June 9th) to Winona, MN and possibly making it to some of the shows we had scheduled (perhaps very late). Me and her are still planning on attending the Convergence in Athens. If you need to know more about details, you can email me. I’m sincerely sorry to everyone who has put in their energy to put on this show in their town. I hope those shows can still go on without us.

    Still no regrets,
    -Froseph

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